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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Mario

Why would anyone ever, ever say that?  Please, nobody ever say that.

Grownups

I've looked into this, and I can't figure out a way to do it cheaply.  And I guess it wouldn't be sanitary.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Sandwich

Proper User Policy apparently means Simon Says.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Mispronouncing

My pal Emad does this all the time.  'Hey man, which way to the airpart?'

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

A Way So Familiar

Two Hedwig references, an obscure Joey Comeau reference, and a girl with a mohawk.  Yes.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Join Myspace

I really shouldn't abuse that power so heavily.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Parody Week: Dinosaur Comics

Guys: while I was writing this, I accidentally swallowed a table-sized slab of drywall.  I know!  Wacky.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Parody Week: A Softer World

The robot is pregnant.  It isn't mine.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Parody Week: TFD and Natalie Dee

Although bees with tires would be kinda funny.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Parody Week: Megatokyo

I just want to give him a hug or something.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Parody Week: Achewood

I always wanted to impress them with how well I could hear, didn't you?  Also, this sets the record for number of awkward-pause panels in one strip (previously held by Achewood)

Friday, August 11, 2006

Delicious

I'm currently in the I Have Cheese phase of this cycle.

Wednesday, August 9, 2006

I Have Owned Two Electric Skateboards

Both the skateboards I owned were pretty cheap and broke from heavy use;  I'm gonna get a really nice one if I move to the city.

Monday, August 7, 2006

Pointers

Every computer, at the unreachable memory address 0x-1, stores a secret.  I found it, and it is that all humans ar-- SEGMENTATION FAULT.

Friday, August 4, 2006

Dreams

In Connor's second thesis it is stated 'There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.'  Does the routine destroy our creativity or do we lose creativity and fall into the routine?  Anyway, who's up for a road trip!

Thursday, August 3, 2006

Internet Dating

Hey, I'm running a contest where I'm taking a girl out on a date, and where we go is chosen by the internet! I wanna test this voting system and server out, so come and vote a lot! You can also try voting on http://bestthing.info/ to determine what is the best thing ever.

Voting works by showing you a pair of options and you say which one you like better. With enough votes, this lets us figure out which options are generally better than which others, and come up with a top list. (If you're interested in algorithms you can read more about how it works here.)

Voting runs until Saturday, August 19th, and we'll go on the date sometime soon after that! Thanks! This will be a fun adventure.

Wednesday, August 2, 2006

Science Fair

This project actually inspired a two-hour powerpoint presentation that Al Gore gave around the country.