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Friday, February 17, 2012

Good Cop, Dadaist Cop

NOW INVENT AN IMPOSSIBLE-TO-TRANSLATE LANGUAGE AND USE IT TO TELL US WHERE THE MONEY IS.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Backward in Time

People tell me I have too much time on my hands, but really the problem is that there's too much time, PERIOD.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Valentine Dilemma

The worst resolution to the Valentine Prisoner's Dilemma when YOU decide not to give your partner a present but your PARTNER decides to testify against you in the armed robbery case.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Kerning

I have never been as self-conscious about my handwriting as when I was inking in the caption for this comic.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Car Problems

Or if you replace your car, we'll be happy to set it on fire again so you can take another crack at getting that shot.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Wake Up Sheeple

You will be led to judgement like lambs to the slaughter--a simile whose existence, I might add, will not do your species any favors.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Wrong Superhero

Hi! Someone call for me? I'm a superhero who specializes in the study of God's creation of Man in the Book of Genesi-- HOLY SHIT A GIANT BUG!

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Baby Names

I've been trying for a couple years now but I haven't been able to come up with a name dumber than 'Renesmee'.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Etymology-Man

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wish Aquaman were here instead--HE'D be able to help.'

Friday, January 27, 2012

Sigh

If you're annoying enough, you can get them to respond with an involuntary second sigh and get a rhythm going.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Suckville

Suckville is considered by the Census Bureau to be part of the Detroit metropolitan statistical area, despite not being located anywhere near Detroit.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Sustainable

Though 100 years is longer than a lot of our resources.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Sloppier Than Fiction

Roger Ebert once called you directionless and unwatchable.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

SOPA

In protest of SOPA, I'm currently getting totally blacked out.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Batman

I'm really worried Christopher Nolan will kill a man dressed like a bat in his next movie. (The man will be dressed like a bat, I mean. Christopher Nolan won't be, probably.)

Friday, January 13, 2012

Adam and Eve

Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Game AIs

The top computer champion at Seven Minutes in Heaven is a Honda-built Realdoll, but to date it has been unable to outperform the human Seven Minutes in Heaven champion, Ken Jennings.

Monday, January 9, 2012

AAAAAA

'ARE YOU TURNED ON YET?' 'I DON'T THINK SO--ARE YOU?' 'MAYBE A LITTLE!' 'OK, FIVE MORE MINUTES.'

Friday, January 6, 2012

1000 Comics

Thank you for making me feel less alone.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Cougars

If you're lying in bed tonight and you see yellow eyes glinting in your window, are you being stalked by a puma, a mountain lion, a panther, a catamount, or a cougar? Trick question--in North America, they're all names for the same species, Puma concolor! Isn't learning fun? Anyway, sleep tight!