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Monday, October 30, 2006

Alice and Bob

Yet one more reason I'm barred from speaking at crypto conferences.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Before Sunrise

It's an amazing time of day; the light is great for photography.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Automatic Doors

I hope no automatic doors I know read this.  I would be so embarrassed.

Monday, October 23, 2006

That's What SHE Said

Yes, I mean she said that during sex.  Yes, it was a little weird.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Movie Seating

It's like the traveling salesman problem, but the endpoints are different and you can't ask your friends for help because they're sitting three seats down.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Skateboarding is Not a Crime

'Arrest me, I'm a skateboarder' is an even more obnoxious variant.

Monday, October 16, 2006

String Theory

This works on pretty much every level.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Turn Back

I hear that these days Bill Watterson is happy just painting in the Ohio woods with his father and doesn't get any mail or talk to anyone.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Words that End in GRY

The fifth panel also applies to postmodernists.

Monday, October 9, 2006

New Blag

I've set up a blag at blag.xkcd.com for xkcd (no, not a blog). You several thousand LJ readers can add xkcd_blag (helpfully made by one of you folks before we could get to it). The rest of you should add this link to your RSS readers:

http://blag.xkcd.com/feed/

This will contain INTERESTING and INFORMATIVE announcements about the comic, site, and things I want to talk about but can't fit in the little bar at the top of the site. It will also probably contain some bonus comics.

Reverse Euphemisms

I'm still waiting for a chance to use 'I have to see a man about a horse'.

Friday, October 6, 2006

Nihilism

Why can't you have normal existential angst like all the other boys?

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Misusing Slang

It slowly dawns on us that our parents knew exactly what they were doing.

Monday, October 2, 2006

Turn Signals

I'm not very good at meeting people.