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Friday, December 29, 2006

Hallucinations

And the possibility of lucid dreaming just makes it that much more fascinating.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

YouTube

I pray GunPistolMan never learns the word 'sheeple'.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Christmas GPS

If it's over water, and you can't get a boat or revise the rules to preserve the makeout, there is no helping you.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Bill Nye

You could at least not wear the lab coat everywhere, dude.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Right-Hand Rule

To really expand your mind try some noncartesian porn.  Edwin Abbot Abbot has nothing on 'Girls on Girls in Tightly Closed Nonorientable Spaces'.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Perspective

I wonder what I was dreaming to prompt that.  I hope it wasn't the Richard Stallman Cirque de Soleil thing again.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Ninja Turtles

The henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Command Line Fu

When designing an interface, imagine that your program is all that stands between the user and hot, sweaty, tangled-bedsheets-fingertips-digging-into-the-back sex.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Map of the Internet

For the IPv6 map just imagine the XP default desktop picture.

Friday, December 8, 2006

Penises

The penis varies in size when flaccid and is pretty consistently about yea big when erect.  Anyway, back to the sitcom one-liners and the constant flow of spam.

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

The Perfect Sound

Oh, what a pity, can't you understand . . .

Monday, December 4, 2006

Working for Google

I hear once you've worked there for 256 days they teach you the secret of levitation.

Friday, December 1, 2006

Lojban

zo'o ta jitfa .i .e'o xu do pendo mi