March 2007 | wodeces

Friday, March 30, 2007

The Difference

How could you choose avoiding a little pain over understanding a magic lightning machine?

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Battle Room

Bean actually sabotaged it just to give Dink the excuse to make that joke.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Dream Girl

No matter how elaborately you fool yourself.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Blagofaire

Things were better before the Structuring and the Levels.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Pet Peeve #114

I'm reading a goddamn book, thank you very much.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Keyboards are Disgusting

Alternate method: convince them to pretend it's an Etch-a-Sketch and try to erase it.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Collecting Double-Takes

Fun game: find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier. Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Kite

It's easy to regret your awkward conversations but hard to regret the ones you didn't have.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Escape Artist

Easier to escape: n-layered nested quotes or an iron maiden?

Friday, March 9, 2007

A New CAPTCHA Approach

They'd use that Futurama episode with Fry's dog, but even spambots cry at that.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Chess Enlightenment

You know that 'sweep the pieces off the board and see it in your mind' thing? Doesn't work.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Cat Proximity

Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!

Friday, March 2, 2007

Hamiltonian

The problem with perspective is that it's bidirectional.