June 2007 | wodeces

Friday, June 29, 2007

Projection

Out in a field, not another car for miles, silence but for the rain drumming on the sunroof, warm thick folds of the blanket hiding wordless fingertip games ...

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Organic Fuel

I have nothing to apologize for.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Online Package Tracking

I don't even *want* this package! Why did I join the stinging insect of the month club, anyway?

Friday, June 22, 2007

Librarians

Don't expect any leniency on late fees, though.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Pickup Lines

That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed into the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window. Let's fucking do it and never look back.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Black Hat Support

So as not to leave you hanging -- it was a problem with select() calls.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Long Light

You can look at practically any part of anything manmade around you and think 'some engineer was frustrated while designing this.' It's a little human connection.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Fixed Width

I wish I knew how to quit this so I wouldn't have to quit you.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Thoughts

And now I might never get to again.

Friday, June 8, 2007

With Apologies to The Who

Trivia: Roger Daltry originally wrote 'Don't try an' Digg what we all say' but erased the second 'g' when he moved to reddit.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Electromagnetic Spectrum

Sometimes I try to picture what everything would look like if the whole spectrum were compressed into the visible spectrum. Also sometimes I try to picture your sister naked.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Linux User at Best Buy

We actually stand around the antivirus displays with the Mac users just waiting for someone to ask.

Friday, June 1, 2007

Powers of One

It's kinda Zen when you think about it, if you don't think too hard.