July 2007 | wodeces

Monday, July 30, 2007

Tony Hawk

Bad idea #271: Dropping into the half-pipe on a Segway.

Friday, July 27, 2007

DNE

I've seen advertisers put their URLs on chalkboards, encircled with a DNE. They went unerased for months. If you see this, feel free to replace the URL with xkcd.com.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Bookstore

You can search it if you want, but you may want to skip the memories of your mom.

Monday, July 23, 2007

RTFM

Life is too short for man pages, and occasionally much too short without them.

RTFM

Life is too short for man pages, but occasionally much too short without them.

Friday, July 20, 2007

goto

Neal Stephenson thinks it's cute to name his labels 'dengo'

goto

Neal Stephenson thinks it's cute to name his labels 'dengo'

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Dignified

'I don't know, why is your beret staying on your head?' 'Staples.'

Dignified

'I don't know, why is your beret staying on your head?' 'Staples.'

Monday, July 16, 2007

Fucking Blue Shells

You can evade blue shells in Double Dash, but it is deep magic.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Alone

Worries assuaged, the numbers become less important than your touches.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Elevator

Quick, try it with 'LOVE'.

Monday, July 9, 2007

NP-Complete

General solutions get you a 50% tip.

Friday, July 6, 2007

All Your Base

The AYB retro-return-date (Zero Wing Zero Hour) should be around AD 2021.

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Wikipedian Protester

SEMI-PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION

Monday, July 2, 2007

Tape Measure

This sequence was later reproduced in the International Tape-Extending Federation archives, retitled 'The Founding of the Sport'.