August 2007 | wodeces

Friday, August 31, 2007

Commitment

Could be worse. The last guy in that situation fell for one of the transient trumpeting angels.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Shopping Teams

I am never going out to buy an air conditioner with my sysadmin again.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Interesting Life

Quick, fashion a climbing harness out of cat-6 cable and follow me down.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Excessive Quotation

Unfortunately for her, real Star Wars fans are attracted to a gal with a good force choke.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Orphaned Projects

His date works for Red Hat, who hired a coach for her, too. He advised her to 'rent lots of movies like Hitch. Guys love those.'

Monday, August 20, 2007

Rule 34

Okay, Lance. For entry into the college bowl, spell 'Throbbing'

Friday, August 17, 2007

Nighttime Stories

Cue angry letters from all seven fans of Xenocide.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Compiling

'Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles.'

Monday, August 13, 2007

Names

I'm always so happy that I successfully navigated the introduction that I completely forget to pay attention to the name the other person told me.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Limerick

Fun game: try to post a YouTube comment so stupid that people realize you must be joking. (Hint: this is impossible)

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Facebook

'Here, I'll put my number in your cell pho -- wait, why is it already here?'

Monday, August 6, 2007

Aeris Dies

It's bad enough that all the families in your Sims are just you and Maggie recreated over and over.

Friday, August 3, 2007

Tesla Coil

For scientists, this can be the hardest thing about dreams.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Lisp Cycles

I've just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the MIT computer science program permamently.