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Friday, September 28, 2007

Pix Plz

But one of the regulars in the channel is a girl!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Thighs

My thighs have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord?

Monday, September 24, 2007

28-Hour Day

Small print: this schedule will eventually drive one stark raving mad.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Engineering Hubris

Chuck Jones is a vengeful god.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Nostalgia

If you don't get this one, don't google it.

Monday, September 17, 2007

That Lovin' Feelin'

Maybe there's no tenderness in her fingertips either, but at least SHE puts out.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Loud Sex

Spherical or parabolic reflectors would of course lead to aberrant behavior.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Braille

The only big difference I've seen is in colors.  Where the regular text reads 'press red button', the braille reads 'press two-inch button'.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Dating Pools

The full analysis is of course much more complicated, but I can't stay to talk about it because I have a date.

Friday, September 7, 2007

Insomnia

Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131.  Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

With Apologies to Robert Frost

Some say the world will end in fire; some say in segfaults.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Action Movies

By my count, only 48 of the 158 minutes in Live Free or Die Hard have action.  That's pathetic, guys.  Crank is better, but needs a bigger budget and more Summer Glau.