October 2007 | wodeces

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Priorities

You should start giving out 'E's so I can spell FACADE or DEFACED.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Mattress

The TempurPedic wineglass guy broke his ankle.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Wasteland

You make forgetting look so easy.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Getting Out of Hand

Wikipedia's role as brain-extension, while a little troubling, is also really cool.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Gyroscopes

We didn't actually land on the moon -- it just looked like we did because of precession. Also, gyroscopes caused 9/11.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Photoshops

When I look into your eyes, I see JPEG artifacts. I can tell by the pixels that we're wrong for each other.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Indecision

Hey, I don't make the rules. It's in the book.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Turing Test

Hit Turing right in the test-ees.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Eggs

Oh, yeah, we get tons of them at these casual sex bars.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Exploits of a Mom

Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Effect an Effect

Time to paint another grammarian silhouette on the side of the desktop.

Friday, October 5, 2007

A-Minus-Minus

You can do this one in every 30 times and still have 97% positive feedback.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Tapping

Sometimes the best fun looks like boredom.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Ballmer Peak

Apple uses automated schnapps IVs.