February 2008 | wodeces

Friday, February 29, 2008

Nightmares

Well, *I* think I'm real. Look at me. Look at my face. Cut me and I'll bleed. What more do you want? Please don't go.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Keeping Time

You can identify them ahead-of-time -- they lead with their left foot when the music starts.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Fuck Grapefruit

Coconuts are so far down to the left they couldn't be fit on the chart. Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock? Fuck coconuts.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Advanced Technology

We are sexy, sexy Von Neumann machines.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Duty Calls

What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!

Monday, February 18, 2008

How it Works

It's pi plus C, of course.

Friday, February 15, 2008

The Drake Equation

But seriously, there's loads of intelligent life. It's just not screaming constantly in all directions on the handful of frequencies we search.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Helping

Oh, look, the 'make everything better' button was here behind the bookshelf all along.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Trebuchet

It was also fun when those teenagers tried to egg our house and it insta-cooked the eggs in mid-air.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Mobius Battle

Films need to do this more, if only to piss off the people who have to feed it into the projector.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Emoticon

U+FDD0 is actually Unicode for the eye of the basilisk, though for safety reasons no font actually renders it.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Forgetting

Of course, the assert doesn't work.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Real Programmers

Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.