March 2008 | wodeces

Monday, March 31, 2008

Convincing Pickup Line

Check it out; I've had sex with someone who's had sex with someone who's written a paper with Paul Erdős!

Friday, March 28, 2008

1,000 Miles North

Twister would've been a much better movie if they'd cut out the bad-guy storm chaser and all the emotional romance crap. All you need for a good movie are tornados and scientists. Actually, that's all you need for anything.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Large Hadron Collider

When charged particles of more than 5 TeV pass through a bubble chamber, they leave a trail of candy.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Important Life Lesson

I didn't even know I *had* the Monty Python 'Lumberjack' song.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Travelling Salesman Problem

What's the complexity class of the best linear programming cutting-plane techniques? I couldn't find it anywhere. Man, the Garfield guy doesn't have these problems ...

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Tap That Ass

Hey, when you're done draining the syrup, just leave the hole, okay?

Monday, March 17, 2008

Unscientific

Last week, we busted the myth that electroweak gauge symmetry is broken by the Higgs mechanism. We'll also examine the existence of God and whether true love exists.

Friday, March 14, 2008

The Ring

On the other hand, poor Samara -- transcoded to FLV. No one deserves that.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Morning

I'd press on them to try to unstick them, but I can't reach. Can we try cycling day and night really fast?

Monday, March 10, 2008

Kilobyte

I would take 'kibibyte' more seriously if it didn't sound so much like 'Kibbles N Bits'.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Ultimate Game

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Making Rules

I never understood why someone would expect me to accept their rules right after they'd punched me. I'm sure it's all very symbolic or something.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Anti-Mindvirus

I'm as surprised as you! I didn't think it was possible.