May 2008 | wodeces

Friday, May 30, 2008

Every Damn Morning

There was something about a cup and a sword and a tree and a green hill ...

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Fantasy

I guess if she accepted irrational realities, she'd hardly be my fantasy.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Starwatching

I always figured the word 'blog' would sound *less* silly as the years went by.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Bad Timing

Protip: Even without the red spiders, never have that conversation halfway through a balloon ride.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Geohashing

Saturday is game night.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Fortune Cookies

'You will have hot, steamy, sweaty sex ... IN BED!'

Friday, May 16, 2008

Security Holes

True story: I had to try several times to upload this comic because my ssh key was blacklisted.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Finish Line

The question with Lucy and the football was always whether, on some level, she believed the things she said.

Monday, May 12, 2008

A Better Idea

It's *almost* enough to make me want to redo high school.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Making Hash Browns

There are at least fourteen ways this could go badly (seventeen if that fork is a dangerous crossbreed.)

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Jealousy

Oh, huh, so you didn't know that story?

Monday, May 5, 2008

Forks and Spoons

Their biggest mistake was bringing Rachael Ray and Emeril to tour the lab and sign off on the project. That's when Spielberg caught wind of it.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Stove Ownership

Although maybe it's just a phase, like freshman year of college when I realized I could just buy frosting in a can.