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Monday, June 30, 2008

Know Your Vines

Friggin' modern tents don't have a single piece of rope.

Friday, June 27, 2008

xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel

I love the title-text!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Babies

I bet my future kids will read this someday.  DEAR FUTURE KIDS: how did you get internet in the cellar?

Monday, June 23, 2008

Road Rage

Okay, now just as the loss hits him, slam on the brakes.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Thinking Ahead

Did he just go crazy and jump out the window?

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Internet Argument

It's easier to be an asshole to words than to people.

Monday, June 16, 2008

SUV

Electric skateboards, by cost, get the equivalent of about 300 miles per gallon.  Lithium batteries just need to get cheaper.

Friday, June 13, 2008

How it Happened

I was there, dude.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Purity

On the other hand, physicists like to say physics is to math as sex is to masturbation.

Monday, June 9, 2008

xkcd Goes to the Airport

Under three ounces, but it stains panties.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Journal 5

'Pick you up at eight?' 'Nine.  I've got to re-mine the driveway.'

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Journal 4

Man, this emo shit was supposed to be for people who didn't have hats.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Delivery

Ma'am, I admit that wasn't in the best taste, but you have to admire my delivery!  Ha ha, get it?  Oh God, don't throw those syringes!  Your baby's fine!