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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Cautionary

This really is a true story, and she doesn't know I put it in my comic because her wifi hasn't worked for weeks.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Hats

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Friday, July 25, 2008

Rewiring

My friend Elizabeth tried to mail one end of the cable to me and thread the mail system.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Upcoming Hurricanes

I'd like to see more damage assessments for hurricanes hitting New York and flooding Manhattan -- something like the 1938 Long Island Express, but aimed a bit more to the west.  It's just a matter of time.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Mission

Don't you know?  The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Impostor

If you think this is too hard on literary criticism, read the Wikipedia article on deconstruction.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Sea

And then a second one, to drain the sea.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Things Fall Apart

'I'm nothing without you' is a fucked-up sentiment.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Good Morning

As my standard, I use going to sleep at midnight and waking up at 8 AM.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Too Old For This Shit

They say if a mathematician doesn't do their great work by age eleven, they never will.

Monday, July 7, 2008

In Popular Culture

Someday the 'in popular culture' section will have its own article with an 'in popular culture' section.  It will reference this title-text referencing it, and the blogosphere will implode.

Friday, July 4, 2008

I Am Not Good with Boomerangs

Bonus strip: just read the rightmost panels straight down.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Macgyver Gets Lazy

At the time of this writing, Wikipedia has a wonderful article titled 'List of problems solved by Macgyver'.