August 2008 | wodeces

Friday, August 29, 2008

Improvised

Oh, your brother is Luke. Sorry, should've mentioned that first.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Fetishes

They eventually resolved this self-reference, but Cantor's 'everything-in-the-fetish-book-twice' parties finally sunk the idea.

Monday, August 25, 2008

X Girls Y Cups

Also no results: 1girl10000cups, 2girls(5+3i)cups, 65536girls65536cups, or 3frenchhens2turtledoves1cup.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Moving

We need a special holiday to honor the countless kind souls with unsecured networks named 'linksys'.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Quantum Teleportation

Science should be exactly as cool as the headlines sound. Like the 'RUSSIANS CUT APART AND REASSEMBLE DOGS' thing.

Monday, August 18, 2008

RBA

This is a story all about how I started drinking.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Voting Machines

And that's *another* crypto conference I've been kicked out of. C'mon, it's a great analogy!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia

It's amazing what it does for YouTube comments.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Google Maps

Apparently Google assumes you're traveling during the ferry's normal operating hours. We lost two hours circling that damn lake (to say nothing of the Straw Man).

Friday, August 8, 2008

Paleontology

Dinosaurs totally jumped the ichthyosaur when they got rid of Brontosaurus.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Holy Ghost

Okay, everyone, cross yourselves, then cross the streams.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Regrets

And nothing for 'I'm glad I saw Epic Movie.'

Friday, August 1, 2008

Frustration

'Don't worry, I can do it in under a minute.' 'Yes, I've noticed.'