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Monday, September 29, 2008

Height

Interestingly, on a true vertical log plot, I think the Eiffel Tower's sides really would be straight lines.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Listen to Yourself

Man, I just wanted to know how babby was formed.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Spore

Way to not support the GMA 950 under OS X, Spore.  :(

Monday, September 22, 2008

Tones

I need a lawn, so I can yell at kids to stay off it.

Friday, September 19, 2008

The Staple Madness

Staple guns: because duct tape can't make that 'kaCHUNK' noise.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Typewriter

Somewhere in the world, my actual grandmothers are reading this and angrily exclaiming that I never write even malformed thank-you notes.  DEAR GRANDMOMS: I AM SORRY! YOU ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE AND THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.  LOVE reddit.com RANDALL.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

xkcd: volume 0 now available!

Hey! I've finally finished the first xkcd book, and it's now available in the store! xkcd: volume 0 is published by BreadPig, a company started by reddit founder Alexis Ohanian, and all publisher profits go toward building a school in Laos. The book features selections from the first 600 comics, including various author and fan favorites. It was lovingly assembled from high-resolution original scans of the comics (the mouseover text is discreetly included), and features a lot of doodles, notes, and puzzles in the margins. I hope you like it!

Monday, September 15, 2008

One-Sided

He continued, 'Okay, Bernanke is uncontaminated.  Find a crossbow and get him into position behind one of the columns at the Fed entrance.  This is gonna get ugly.'

Friday, September 12, 2008

Further Boomerang Difficulties

An eternity later, the universe having turned out to have positive curvature and lots of mass, the boomerang hits him in the back of the head.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Turn-On

Supercollider?  I 'ardly know 'er!

Monday, September 8, 2008

Still Raw

We actually divorced once over the airplane/treadmill argument.  (Preemptive response to the inevitable threads arguing about it:  you're all wrong on the internet.)

Friday, September 5, 2008

House of Pancakes

Fuck it.  I'm just going to Waffle House.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Aversion Fads

Hey, are you friends with any hamsters?  This kite needs a passenger.

Monday, September 1, 2008

The End is Not for a While

I THINK EVERYONE INVOLVED HERE IS CUTE.