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Friday, October 31, 2008

Secretary: Part 5

And they choose Al Gore as Internet Secretary.
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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Secretary: Part 4

It's time to draw the line.
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Secretary: Part 3

He actually installed each piece in a different car in the lot, then built a new car in the spot from the displaced pieces. It's a confusing maneuver known as the auto-troll shuffle.
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Secretary: Part 2

That helmet won't save him.
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Monday, October 27, 2008

Secretary: Part 1

The blueprints for the Department of the Internet offices call for Ceiling Cat-themed sprinkler heads.
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Friday, October 24, 2008

Actuarial

I started to do the tables for more famous people but it got really depressing and morbid and I had to go outside. Hat guy wins again.
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Scrabble

A veteran Scrabble player will spot the 'OSTRICH' option.
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Monday, October 20, 2008

Twitter

If long tooltips / cut off for you / then upgrade from / Firefox 2 / Burma Shave
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Friday, October 17, 2008

Morning Routine

I had a really hard time not writing '... profit!'
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Going West

Listen, they request that you stop submitting a listing for your house labeled 'WHERE YOU BROKE MY HEART'.
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Monday, October 13, 2008

Steal This Comic

I spent more time trying to get an audible.com audio book playing than it took to listen to the book. I have lost every other piece of DRM-locked music I have paid for.
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Friday, October 10, 2008

Numerical Sex Positions

We didn't even get to the continued fractions!
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

I am Not a Ninja

'The sad thing is that I just wanted to talk about your poor smoke-bomb techniques.'
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Monday, October 6, 2008

Depth

The Planck length is another thousand or two pixels below the comic.
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Friday, October 3, 2008

Flash Games

Although ... who else can't wait for them to incorporate that Wiimote head-tracking stuff into games? Man, the future's gonna be *awesome*.
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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Fiction Rule of Thumb

Except for anything by Lewis Carroll or Tolkien, you get five made-up words per story. I'm looking at you, Anathem.
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