November 2008 | wodeces

Friday, November 28, 2008

Egg Drop Failure

I hear my brother Ricky won his school's egg drop by leaving the egg inside the hen.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Induced Current

The MythBusters need to tackle whether a black hole from the LHC could REALLY destroy the world.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Drapes

Friday, November 21, 2008

Experimentation

I understand large sample sizes are key to a low standard error of the mean, but the entire sophomore class?

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Theft of the Magi

Every Roomba needs a dueling harness.

Monday, November 17, 2008

A Bunch of Rocks

I call Rule 34 on Wolfram's Rule 34.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Legal Hacks

It's totally a reasonable modern analogue. Jefferson would have been all about crypto.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Terminology

Also, is it just me, or do Japan and New Zealand look suspiciously similar? Has anyone seen them at a party together?

Monday, November 10, 2008

Dark Flow

The Pioneer anomaly is due to the force of my love.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Faust 2.0

The only blood these contracts are signed in is from me cutting my hand trying to open the goddamn CD case.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Election

Someday I'll be rich enough to hire Nate Silver to help make all my life decisions. 'Should I sleep with her?' 'Well, I'm showing a 35% chance it will end badly.'

Monday, November 3, 2008

Scantron

Also, after all the warnings about filling in the bubbles completely, I spent like 30 seconds on each one.