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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Party

I wonder what 2008 meme will go bizarrely mainstream in 2009 like Rickrolling did 2007-2008. I Accidentally <noun>? Yo dawg? Place your bets now!
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Monday, December 29, 2008

Decline

'There's also a spike on the Fourier transform at the one-month mark where --' 'You want to stop talking right now.'
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Friday, December 26, 2008

Google Trends

Obama has been writing Lincoln/Obama erotic fan fiction on his secret livejournal. Excerpt: Lincoln lay back on the bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. 'Tell me,' he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. 'When you come, is it 10% ethanol?'
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

2008 Christmas Special

'How could you possibly think typing 'import skynet' was a good idea?'
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Monday, December 22, 2008

Cuttlefish

Unless the CS students finish the robot revolution before you finish the cephalopod one.
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Friday, December 19, 2008

11th Grade

And the ten minutes striking up a conversation with that strange kid in homeroom sometimes matters more than every other part of high school combined.
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Flow Charts

At 8 drinks, you switch the torrent from FreeBSD to Microsoft Bob. C'mon, it'll be fun!
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Monday, December 15, 2008

Marshmallow Gun

Except in reality crossing a stream of marshmallows would create a giant Bill Murray.
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Friday, December 12, 2008

Wood Chips

You didn't run a chemical analysis against the Shroud of Turin? Man, all that work for NOTHING.
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

No One Must Know

Or perhaps they knew he was there, and were just trying to torment him first.
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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Signed prints in the xkcd store

A few last holiday notes: we finally have a selection of signed comic prints available in the xkcd store (we didn't think we'd get the prints up by the holidays but they just came in and look great). We also added Amazon Universal Wish List support, and the US order deadline for guaranteed by-Christmas delivery is this Friday.

Thanks!
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Monday, December 8, 2008

Simultaneous

I'm leaving you for your twin. He's more mature than you by now.
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Friday, December 5, 2008

Friends

Friends with detriments.
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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Alternate Currency

For the first time ever, the phrase 'I'd like to thank everyone at 4chan for making me successful and happy' is uttered.
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xkcd store


US orders from the xkcd store should be placed
before the 12th to guarantee delivery by Christmas.
We can't guarantee international orders will arrive by the 25th,
but EU orders placed immediately will likely get there in time.
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Monday, December 1, 2008

Sleet

I mean, I can barely hear myself complaining about Battlestar Galactica.
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