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Friday, February 27, 2009

Westley's a Dick

Inigo/Buttercup 4eva <3

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Kindle

I'm happy with my Kindle 2 so far, but if they cut off the free Wikipedia browsing, I plan to show up drunk on Jeff Bezos's lawn and refuse to leave.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Simple

Actually, I think if all higher math professors had to write for the Simple English Wikipedia for a year, we'd be in much better shape academically.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Music DRM

Just yesterday I bought my first non-DRM'd songs (The Last Vegas, in keeping with my 'I only listen to things from Guitar Hero' theme).

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Neutrality Schmeutrality

'Hey, everyone, you can totally trust that I didn't do a word count on MY edit!'

Monday, February 16, 2009

Pep Talk

Listen!  They said a team of chess players coached by someone with no understanding of basketball would never be competitive in the NBA!  Well, it turns out they're pretty perceptive.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Sierpinski Valentine

Especially you mouseover-text readers.  You're the best.  <3

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Cover-Up

Man, this trick has saved me so many times.

Monday, February 9, 2009

TED Talk

The IAU ban came after the 'redefinition of 'planet' to include the IAU president's mom' incident.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Base System

I once got to second base with a basketball player.  She was so confused.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Boyfriend

... okay, but because you said that, we're breaking up.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Security

Actual actual reality: nobody cares about his secrets.  (Also, I would be hard-pressed to find that wrench for $5.)