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Monday, March 30, 2009

Parking

Police reported three dozen cheerful bystanders, yet no one claims to have seen who did it.
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Friday, March 27, 2009

Well

I'll concede ergonomics anecdotally, but none of the studies of Dvorak were at all rigorous (the most-cited Navy study was overseen by Dvorak himself). And the 'slow typists down' thing is a myth. Also EMACS RULES VI DROOLS WOOOOOOO!
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Lithium Batteries

I'm normally a pretty frugal person, but I still compulsively buy any R/C aircraft that's less than $30. In the last few years, this has become a problem.
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Monday, March 23, 2009

No Pun Intended

Like spelling 'dammit' correctly -- with two m's -- it's a troll that works best on the most literate.
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Friday, March 20, 2009

1000 Times

And 0.002 dollars will NEVER equal 0.002 cents.
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Students

The same goes for the one where you're wrestling the Green Ranger in the swimming pool full of Crisco. You guys all have that dream, right? It's not just me. Right?
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Monday, March 16, 2009

Alternative Energy Revolution

The moment their arms spun freely in our air, they were doomed -- for Man has earned his right to hold this planet against all comers, by virtue of occasionally producing someone totally batshit insane.
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Friday, March 13, 2009

Two Mirrors

If you actually do this, what really happens is Douglas Hofstadter appears and talks to you for eight hours about strange loops.
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Not Enough Work

It's even harder if you're an asshole who pronounces <> brackets.
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Monday, March 9, 2009

Pirate Bay

We find you guilty of closing your torrents as soon as they finish. Your sentence is unremovable Hungarian subtitles on everything.
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Friday, March 6, 2009

Correlation

Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'.
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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Etch-a-Sketch

Surrounded by boring mysteries.
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Monday, March 2, 2009

Density

If only I had asked 4chan for ideas for what I should do to prevent this!
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