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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Tag Combination

I love Eileen / and want you to love her / When you're around / I'm one floor above her / If you could see / just how much I adore her / Oh, that pretty red dress / I'd do anything for her / (Too ra loo ra too ra loo rye ayy)
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Monday, April 27, 2009

Swine Flu

Bad flu epidemics can hit young adults hardest because they provoke their powerful immune systems into overreaction, so to stay healthy spend the next few weeks drunk and sleep-deprived to keep yours suppressed.
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Friday, April 24, 2009

Parental Trolling

They'll pick music and culture that they know annoys you. Building in behavioral easter eggs is a fair retaliation!
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Together

This scavenger hunt is getting boring. Let's go work on the treehouse!
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Monday, April 20, 2009

Can't Sleep

If androids someday DO dream of electric sheep, don't forget to declare sheepCount as a long int.
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Friday, April 17, 2009

New Car

Somewhere out there is a company that has actually figured out how to enlarge penises, and it's helpless to reach potential customers.
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Borders

Eventually a UN is set up. And then a lone rebel runs down the line of flags in front of it, runs back to his base, and gets a kajillion points.
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Monday, April 13, 2009

Well 2

But I've made $13.72 already today! Ow, stop throwing pennies.
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Friday, April 10, 2009

Urgent Mission

Sure, we could stop dictators and pandemics, but we could also make the signs on every damn diagram make sense.
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Matrix Revisited

I actually remember being entertained by both the sequels while in the theater. They just don't hold up nearly as well in later comparison.
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Monday, April 6, 2009

Security Question

Let's invite him to a party and play 'I never'. Okay, I never hid any bodies SOUTH of Main Street. ... he's taking a drink!
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Friday, April 3, 2009

Crossbows

I hate being the slowest guy in the lab.
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Fermirotica

I love how Google handles dimensional analysis. Stats are ballpark and vary wildly by time of day and whether your mom is in town.
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