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Friday, May 29, 2009

Papyrus

I secretly, deep in my guilty heart, like Papyrus and don't care if it's overused. [Cue hate mail in beautifully-kerned Helvetica.]
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Designated Drivers

Calling a cab means cutting into beer money.
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Monday, May 25, 2009

Pep Rally

You know, pep rallies weirded me out in high school, and they've only gotten creepier in retrospect.
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Friday, May 22, 2009

Crime Scene

I think I see a Mandelbrot set! No, that's just blood splatters. Golly.
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Mission to Culture

It can't be very MUCH money ... they apparently can't even afford a sampler. I mean, with a little remixing, some of this could be kinda good!
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Monday, May 18, 2009

Outreach

Completely implausible? Yes. Nevertheless, worth keeping a can of shark repellent next to the bed.
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Friday, May 15, 2009

Unsatisfied

Forever comparing, never evaluating on any external scale. If you were a sort function, you'd never break the nlogn barrier.
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

CNR

Can't and shouldn't.
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Monday, May 11, 2009

Brakes

It was the funniest 6.5 seconds of my life, although as usual like 80% of it was just Tom and Ray's gasping, hacking laughter.
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Friday, May 8, 2009

The Race: Part 5

It was actually canceled because they just noticed he's been naked under that coat the whole time. There's a petition on Facebook to get Fox to un-cancel it, and one on Livejournal to get him to take off the coat.
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Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Race: Part 4

Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Race: Part 3

No, the best things about The Sarah Connor Chronicles were: (1) watching Sarah and Cameron try to pass for normal, and (2) Cameron throwing people and things through walls. Everything else was pretty secondary.
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Race: Part 2

The Hammer + Captain Tightpants == Captain Hammerpants?
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Monday, May 4, 2009

The Race: Part 1

Great, and you JUST finished paying off the settlement over the Wayne Coyne hamster ball incident.
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Friday, May 1, 2009

Packages

Day six: 'The hell? Who mails a bobcat?'
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