June 2009 | wodeces

Monday, June 29, 2009

Idiocracy

People aren't going to change, for better or for worse. Technology's going to be so cool. All in all, the future will be okay! Except climate; we fucked that one up.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Overstimulated

My favorite thing to do at parties is to talk judgementally about people who aren't there.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Game Theory

Wait, no, that one also loses. How about a nice game of chess?

Monday, June 22, 2009

Android Boyfriend

Which is, coincidentally, the most unsettling mantlepiece decoration in my house.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Apocalypse

I wonder if I still have time to go shoot a short film with Kevin Bacon.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Porn

I have a thing for corrupt women.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Addiction

But if you unplug everything, it gets so quiet you hear that high-pitched empty-room hum. And then the whispers begin.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Latitude

The G1, especially with the new Android upgrade, is way better than I originally thought.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Android Girlfriend

Programming the sexbots to enjoy sex seemed a sensible move at the time, but we didn't realize the consequences of their developing fetishes.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Period

413 nanohertz, by the way.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Voynich Manuscript

Wait, is that the ORIGINAL voynich manuscript? Where did you GET that? Wanna try playing a round of Druids and Dicotyledons?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Drama

This happens in geek circles every so often. The 'Hey, this is just a system I can figure out easily!' is also a problem among engineers first diving into the stock market.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Troll Slayer

We have met the enemy and he is us.