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Friday, October 30, 2009

October 30th

Not enough houses on your block? Just hit them at 30-year intervals from here to 2300 and get 10x the candy.
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Climbing

Where did you even get this wall? Return it there and stand it back up right now.
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Monday, October 26, 2009

Nachos

'Cheater!' 'Hey, gaming on wifi? You have only yourself to blame.'
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Friday, October 23, 2009

So Bad It's Worse

You think it's so legendarily bad that you'll torrent it and sit through it just for the kitschy nerd cred. I, too, once thought as you did.
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

More Accurate

We live in a world where there are actual fleets of robot assassins patrolling the skies. At some point there, we left the present and entered the future.
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Monday, October 19, 2009

Bag Check

A laptop battery contains roughly the stored energy of a hand grenade, and if shorted it ... hey! You can't arrest me if I prove your rules inconsistent!
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Friday, October 16, 2009

Nowhere

I mean, seriously, NOWHERE? For starters, there are like a thousand species of dinosaur.
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Static

I firmly believe that nothing can go wrong on a project if you're wearing one of those wrist things.
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Monday, October 12, 2009

Fall Foliage

And I could replace you with older pictures of you, from back when you looked happy.
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Friday, October 9, 2009

Scary

I'm teaching every 8-year-old relative to say this, and every 14-year-old to do the same thing with Toy Story. Also, Pokemon hit the US over a decade ago and kids born after Aladdin came out will turn 18 next year.
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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Conversations

If the dysentery graph looks historically inaccurate it's because I got all my data from Oregon Trail.
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Monday, October 5, 2009

RPS

It looks good, but it needs more postfixins.
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Friday, October 2, 2009

Surgery

Damn. Not only did he not install it, he sutured a 'Vista-Ready' sticker onto my arm.
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