February 2010 | wodeces

Friday, February 26, 2010

Joshing

You'll be moved up from 49 of ~7 billion to 31 of ~7 billion.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Freedom

Sometimes I'm terrified to realize how many options other people have.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Devotion to Duty

The weird sense of duty really good sysadmins have can border on the sociopathic, but it's nice to know that it stands between the forces of darkness and your cat blog's servers.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Principle of Explosion

You want me to pick up waffle cones? Oh, right, for the wine. One sec, let me just derive your son's credit card number and I'll be on my way.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Honor Societies

Hey, why do YOU get to be the president of Tautology Clu-- wait, I can guess.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Snow Tracking

I suppose that's more accurately a hare dryer.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Science Valentine

You don't use science to show that you're right, you use science to become right.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Complexion

Why do all my attempts at science end with me being punched by Batman? (P.S. benzoyl peroxide soap works great.)

Monday, February 8, 2010

Trimester

Also, it's not like anyone actually calls up the Nobel committee to double-check things.

Friday, February 5, 2010

You Hang Up First

No, YOU stumble past a series of post-breakup hookups in a daze as you slowly realize what you've lost and how unlikely you are ever to get it back first.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Tensile vs. Shear Strength

Although really, the damage was done when the party planners took the hole punch to the elevator ribbon to hang up the sign.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Strip Games

HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF STRIP GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR?