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Friday, April 30, 2010

Outbreak

Let's get dinner after we promptly destroy all the X-7 we've manufactured.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Eagle

In the off-seasons, I hire an animal trainer to help confront secret agents with situations which they are unable to report by radio.

Monday, April 26, 2010

HDTV

We're also stuck with blurry, juddery, slow-panning 24fps movies forever because (thanks to 60fps home video) people associate high framerates with camcorders and cheap sitcoms, and thus think good framerates look 'fake'.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Desert Island

Telescopes and bathyscaphes and sonar probes of Scottish lakes, Tacoma Narrows bridge collapse explained with abstract phase-space maps, some x-ray slides, a music score, Minard's Napoleonic war: the most exciting new frontier is charting what's already here.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Circuit Diagram

I just caught myself idly trying to work out what that resistor mass would actually be, and realized I had self-nerd-sniped.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Laser Pointer

It's a lasing cat-vity!

Friday, April 16, 2010

iPad

Maybe we're all gonna die, but we're gonna die in *really cool ways*.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Trade Expert

I mean, it's been almost twenty years. Now, it's possible you're simply embedding Windows directory paths in your URIs, but in that case you need more than just a short lecture.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Seat Selection

Don't click on the wing.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Literally

The chemistry experiment had me figuratively -- and then shortly thereafter literally -- glued to my seat.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Hell

There's also a Katamari level where everything is just slightly bigger than you, and a Mario level with a star just out of reach.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Seismic Waves

The USGS operates a really neat email/SMS earthquake notification service (earthquake.usgs.gov/ens/) that allows fine-grained control of notifications.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Computer Problems

This is how I explain computer problems to my cat. My cat usually seems happier than me.