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Monday, May 31, 2010

Geeks and Nerds

The definitions I grew up with were that a geek is someone unusually into something (so you could have computer geeks, baseball geeks, theater geeks, etc) and nerds are (often awkward) science, math, or computer geeks. But definitions vary.
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Friday, May 28, 2010

Birth

All those GTA marathons during the pregnancy were a bad idea.
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Dyslexics

And of course I had to redo this like three times because I kept writing 'UNTIE'; I kept doing 'doing 'doing it wrong' wrong' wrong.
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Monday, May 24, 2010

Walkthrough

There's nothing hotter than porn dubbed over with a poorly-mic'd teenager's voice explaining each step in a droning monotone. 'okay, we're almost at the spawn point ... separate the labia, but watch out, there are more inside them ..."
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Friday, May 21, 2010

Infrastructures

The heartfelt tune it plays is CC licensed, and you can get it from my seed on JoinDiaspora.com whenever that project gets going.
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Campfire

100 years later, this story remains terrifying--not because it's the local network block, but because the killer is still on IPv4.
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Monday, May 17, 2010

Blogging

I'm looking to virally monetize your eyeballs by selling them for transplants.
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Friday, May 14, 2010

The Tell-Tale Beat

You fancy me mad. Could a madman have outsmarted the greatest electronica/techno artists of our era? Next to fall will be Roderick Usher's house/trance band.
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Malamanteau

The article has twenty-three citations, one of which is an obscure manuscript from the 1490's and the other twenty-two are arguments on LanguageLog.
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Monday, May 10, 2010

Incision

At one point, by force of childhood habit, the doctor accidentally removed three or four organs.
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Friday, May 7, 2010

Yogurt

I am firmly of the opinion that if something doesn't have a year on it, every time the expiration date rolls around it is good again for the two weeks preceding that date.
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Cemetery

Three headstones down, I got a call from my mom and it went from bad to worse.
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Monday, May 3, 2010

Floor

We once got grounded when we convinced the FAA to block flights through our county because of ash clouds.
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