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Monday, November 29, 2010

Business Idea

We didn't believe you at first, but we asked like three people who were at that party. They not only corroborated your story, but even said you totally mentioned wanting to start a company someday. Sorry! If this isn't enough money, let us know.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Guest Week: Zach Weiner (SMBC)

Guest comic by Zach Weiner of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. When I was stressed out, Zach gave me a talk that was really encouraging and somehow involved nanobots.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Guest Week: Jeffrey Rowland (Overcompensating)

Guest comic by Jeffrey Rowland of Overcompensating/Wigu.  Jeffrey is famous as the picture on the Wikipedia article on 'Necrosis'.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Guest Week: Bill Amend (FoxTrot)

Guest comic by Bill Amend of FoxTrot, an inspiration to all us nerdy-physics-majors-turned-cartoonists, of which there are an oddly large number.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Guest Week: David Troupes (Buttercup Festival)

Guest comic by David Troupes of Buttercup Festival, who is living in that lovely tree outside your window.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Guest Week: Jeph Jacques (Questionable Content)

Guest comic by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content, whose internal monologue hasn't been speaking to him for the past three years.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Five-Minute Comics: Part 3

Resulting in The Little Rock 9x + C.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Five-Minute Comics: Part 2

Dear Wiccan readers: I understand modern Wiccans are not usually all about the curses and hexes. But Darth Vader was recently converted from Episcopalianism and he's still figuring it all out.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Five-Minute Comics: Part 1

The wolves thin the RAID arrays, removing the slowest and weakest disks to keep the average seek speed high.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Illness

<3 If there's anything you can do, I'll let you know. For the moment, any simple distracting online games sent to sick@xkcd.com will not go unappreciated [EDIT: Holy crap 2,700 games before noon. I love you guys; thank you. They will be passed along and played by us all.]

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Mutual

A universe that needed someone to observe it in order to collapse it into existence would be a pretty sorry universe indeed.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Applied Math

Dear Reader: Enclosed is a check for ninety-eight cents. Using your work, I have proven that this equals the amount you requested.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Mu

As the CoKF approaches 0, productivity goes negative as you pull OTHER people into chair-spinning contests.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Diode

And the worst part is you won't apologize.

Monday, November 1, 2010

One-Liners

'Upgrade to the latest version of Adobe Flash player to view THIS content, bitch.' ::triggers detonator::