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Friday, April 29, 2011

Null Hypothesis

Hell, my eighth grade science class managed to conclusively reject it just based on a classroom experiment. It's pretty sad to hear about million-dollar research teams who can't even manage that.
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Movie Ages

If you're 15 or younger, then just remember that it's nevertheless probably too late to be a child prodigy.
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Monday, April 25, 2011

Etymology

For some reason, my childhood suspension of disbelief had no problem with the fact that this ancient galaxy is full of humans, but was derailed by language. There's no Asia OR Europe there, so where'd they get all the Indo-European roots?
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Friday, April 22, 2011

Turtles

You're a turtle!
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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Heaven

If you've never had sex, this is what it feels like. Complete with the brief feeling of satisfaction, followed by ennui, followed by getting bored and trying to make it happen again.
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Monday, April 18, 2011

Future Timeline

Not shown: the approximately 30,000 identical, vaguely hysterical articles titled "WHITE PEOPLE IN [THE US/BRITAIN] TO BECOME MINORITY BY [YEAR]!", which came up for basically any year I put in.
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Friday, April 15, 2011

Craigslist Apartments

$1600 / 1386153BR 3BATH, MODERN SLIDING DOORS, GUEST ROOMS, GARBAGE DISPOSAL. FREE MANDATORY PARKING (ENFORCED). CONVENIENT TO ALDERAAN.
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Recycling

And given how much of my stuff they go through, they definitely know where I live.
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Monday, April 11, 2011

Rogers St.

'We can also use middle names in place of first pet's names, but yours is something incomprehensible about dropping tables.'
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Friday, April 8, 2011

Pain Rating

If it were a two or above I wouldn't be able to answer because it would mean a pause in the screaming.
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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Significant

'So, uh, we did the green study again and got no link. It was probably a--' 'RESEARCH CONFLICTED ON GREEN JELLY BEAN/ACNE LINK; MORE STUDY RECOMMENDED!'
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Monday, April 4, 2011

Probability

My normal approach is useless here, too.
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Friday, April 1, 2011

Headache

I'm only willing to visit placid lakes, salt flats, and painting exhibits until the world's 3D technology improves.
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