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Monday, June 16, 2008

SUV

Electric skateboards, by cost, get the equivalent of about 300 miles per gallon. Lithium batteries just need to get cheaper.

Friday, June 13, 2008

How it Happened

I was there, dude.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Purity

On the other hand, physicists like to say physics is to math as sex is to masturbation.

Monday, June 9, 2008

xkcd Goes to the Airport

Under three ounces, but it stains panties.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Journal 5

'Pick you up at eight?' 'Nine. I've got to re-mine the driveway.'

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Journal 4

Man, this emo shit was supposed to be for people who didn't have hats.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Delivery

Ma'am, I admit that wasn't in the best taste, but you have to admire my delivery! Ha ha, get it? Oh God, don't throw those syringes! Your baby's fine!