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Monday, September 15, 2008

One-Sided

He continued, 'Okay, Bernanke is uncontaminated.  Find a crossbow and get him into position behind one of the columns at the Fed entrance.  This is gonna get ugly.'

Friday, September 12, 2008

Further Boomerang Difficulties

An eternity later, the universe having turned out to have positive curvature and lots of mass, the boomerang hits him in the back of the head.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Turn-On

Supercollider?  I 'ardly know 'er!

Monday, September 8, 2008

Still Raw

We actually divorced once over the airplane/treadmill argument.  (Preemptive response to the inevitable threads arguing about it:  you're all wrong on the internet.)

Friday, September 5, 2008

House of Pancakes

Fuck it.  I'm just going to Waffle House.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Aversion Fads

Hey, are you friends with any hamsters?  This kite needs a passenger.

Monday, September 1, 2008

The End is Not for a While

I THINK EVERYONE INVOLVED HERE IS CUTE.