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Monday, March 16, 2009

Alternative Energy Revolution

The moment their arms spun freely in our air, they were doomed -- for Man has earned his right to hold this planet against all comers, by virtue of occasionally producing someone totally batshit insane.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Two Mirrors

If you actually do this, what really happens is Douglas Hofstadter appears and talks to you for eight hours about strange loops.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Not Enough Work

It's even harder if you're an asshole who pronounces <> brackets.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Pirate Bay

We find you guilty of closing your torrents as soon as they finish. Your sentence is unremovable Hungarian subtitles on everything.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Correlation

Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Etch-a-Sketch

Surrounded by boring mysteries.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Density

If only I had asked 4chan for ideas for what I should do to prevent this!