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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Sheeple

Hey, what are the odds -- five Ayn Rand fans on the same train! Must be going to a convention.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Tab Explosion

Cracked.com is another inexplicable browser narcotic. They could write a list of '17 worst haircuts in the Ottoman Empire' and I'd read through to the end, then click on all the links at the end.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Form

'This space intentionally left blank' is less immediately provocative but more Hofstadterially confusing.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

2038

If only we'd chosen 1944-12-02 08:45:52 as the Unix epoch, we could've combined two doomsday scenarios into one and added a really boring scene to that Roland Emmerich movie.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Cutting Edge

I remember trying to log in to the original Command and Conquer servers a year or two back and feeling like I was knocking on the boarded-up gates of a ghost town.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Extrapolating

By the third trimester, there will be hundreds of babies inside you.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Qwertial Aphasia

If this were SMBC, the alt-text drawing thingy would be a giraffe hooker fluttering her eyelashes.