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Monday, November 2, 2009

Movie Narrative Charts

In the LotR map, up and down correspond LOOSELY to northwest and southeast respectively.
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Friday, October 30, 2009

October 30th

Not enough houses on your block? Just hit them at 30-year intervals from here to 2300 and get 10x the candy.
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Climbing

Where did you even get this wall? Return it there and stand it back up right now.
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Monday, October 26, 2009

Nachos

'Cheater!' 'Hey, gaming on wifi? You have only yourself to blame.'
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Friday, October 23, 2009

So Bad It's Worse

You think it's so legendarily bad that you'll torrent it and sit through it just for the kitschy nerd cred. I, too, once thought as you did.
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

More Accurate

We live in a world where there are actual fleets of robot assassins patrolling the skies. At some point there, we left the present and entered the future.
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Monday, October 19, 2009

Bag Check

A laptop battery contains roughly the stored energy of a hand grenade, and if shorted it ... hey! You can't arrest me if I prove your rules inconsistent!
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