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Monday, March 15, 2010

Porn For Women

Yes, there are a lot of longing looks across the bridge of Galactica first, but that's beside the point!

Friday, March 12, 2010

GeoIP

'Meet hot young singles in your mom's basement today'? Man, screw you, GeoIP.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Single Ladies

Using a ring to bind someone you covet into your dark and twisted world? Wow, just got the subtext there. Also, the apparently eager Beyoncé would've made one badass Nazgȗl.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Seismograph

The reverse only works if the subject has a nervous twitch.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Collatz Conjecture

The Strong Collatz Conjecture states that this holds for any set of obsessively-hand-applied rules.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

I Am

Great, LO-M. Do you speak Bocce? I'm supposed to find one that speaks Bocce.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Sex Dice

You roll for initiative, and ... [roll] ... wow, do you ever take it.