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Monday, November 15, 2010

Five-Minute Comics: Part 1

The wolves thin the RAID arrays, removing the slowest and weakest disks to keep the average seek speed high.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Illness

<3 If there's anything you can do, I'll let you know. For the moment, any simple distracting online games sent to sick@xkcd.com will not go unappreciated [EDIT: Holy crap 2,700 games before noon. I love you guys; thank you. They will be passed along and played by us all.]

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Mutual

A universe that needed someone to observe it in order to collapse it into existence would be a pretty sorry universe indeed.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Applied Math

Dear Reader: Enclosed is a check for ninety-eight cents. Using your work, I have proven that this equals the amount you requested.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Mu

As the CoKF approaches 0, productivity goes negative as you pull OTHER people into chair-spinning contests.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Diode

And the worst part is you won't apologize.

Monday, November 1, 2010

One-Liners

'Upgrade to the latest version of Adobe Flash player to view THIS content, bitch.' ::triggers detonator::