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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

1999

'Whoa, twenty-two in two hours!' 'Your site got twenty-two hundred hits in two hours?' 'No. Twenty-two. But still, that's like half the people on the internet!'

Monday, January 31, 2011

Learning to Cook

And yet I never stop thinking, 'sure, these ingredients cost more than a restaurant meal, but think how many meals I'll get out of them! Especially since each one will have leftovers!'

Friday, January 28, 2011

Consecutive Vowels

But the windows! What if there's a voyeur watchi-- wait, now I'm turned on too.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Local g

In Rio de Janeiro in 2016, the same jump will get an athlete 0.25% higher (>1cm) than in London four years prior.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Na

I hear that there are actual lyrics later on in Land of 1,000 Dances, but other than the occasional 'I said,' I've never listened long enough to hear any of them.

Friday, January 21, 2011

World According to Americans

It's not our fault we caught a group on their way home from a geography bee. And they taught us that Uzbekistan is one of the world's two doubly-landlocked countries!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Complex Conjugate

Fun fact: if you say this every time a professor does something to a complex-number equation that drops the imaginary part, they'll eventually move the class to another room and tell everyone else except you.