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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Wisdom Teeth

I heard the general anesthesia drugs can cause amnesia, so when I woke up mid-extraction I started taking notes on my hand so I'd remember things later. I managed 'AWAKE BUT EVERYTHING OK' before the dental assistant managed to find and confiscate all my pens.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Never Do This

I call Rule 34 on The Secret House.

Friday, February 11, 2011

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$Brains aside, I wonder how many poorly-written xkcd.com-parsing scripts will break on this title (or \;;"\''{\<<[' this mouseover text."$

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Milk

It's not hard when you have the same thought like 40 or 50 percent of the time.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Archimedes

Give a man a fish, or he will destroy the only existing vial of antidote.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Trochee Fixation

If you Huffman-coded all the 'random' things everyone on the internet has said over the years, you'd wind up with, like, 30 or 40 bytes *tops*.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

1999

'Whoa, twenty-two in two hours!' 'Your site got twenty-two hundred hits in two hours?' 'No. Twenty-two. But still, that's like half the people on the internet!'