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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Manual Override

I think you mean 'GNU Info Override'.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Magic School Bus

At my OLD school, we used Microsoft Encarta 2005.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Permanence

This hostname is going in dozens of remote config files. Changing a kid's name is comparatively easy!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Worst-Case Shopping

Wait a minute. If I'm escaping from a submarine at 50 meters, then I'll *definitely* need a flashlight to find air pockets for gradual decompression on the way up. Time to start shopping professional dive lights.

Monday, June 6, 2011

The Cloud

There's planned downtime every night when we turn on the Roomba and it runs over the cord.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Ages

Every age: "I'm glad I'm not the clueless person I was five years ago, but now I don't want to get any older."

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Advertising Discovery

When advertisers figure this out, our only weapon will be blue sharpies and "[disputed]".