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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Mario

Why would anyone ever, ever say that?  Please, nobody ever say that.

Grownups

I've looked into this, and I can't figure out a way to do it cheaply.  And I guess it wouldn't be sanitary.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Sandwich

Proper User Policy apparently means Simon Says.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Mispronouncing

My pal Emad does this all the time.  'Hey man, which way to the airpart?'

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

A Way So Familiar

Two Hedwig references, an obscure Joey Comeau reference, and a girl with a mohawk.  Yes.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Join Myspace

I really shouldn't abuse that power so heavily.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Parody Week: Dinosaur Comics

Guys: while I was writing this, I accidentally swallowed a table-sized slab of drywall.  I know!  Wacky.