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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Priorities

You should start giving out 'E's so I can spell FACADE or DEFACED.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Mattress

The TempurPedic wineglass guy broke his ankle.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Wasteland

You make forgetting look so easy.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Getting Out of Hand

Wikipedia's role as brain-extension, while a little troubling, is also really cool.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Gyroscopes

We didn't actually land on the moon -- it just looked like we did because of precession.  Also, gyroscopes caused 9/11.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Photoshops

When I look into your eyes, I see JPEG artifacts.  I can tell by the pixels that we're wrong for each other.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Indecision

Hey, I don't make the rules.  It's in the book.