Pages

Friday, February 29, 2008

Nightmares

Well, *I* think I'm real.  Look at me.  Look at my face.  Cut me and I'll bleed.  What more do you want?  Please don't go.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Keeping Time

You can identify them ahead-of-time -- they lead with their left foot when the music starts.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Fuck Grapefruit

Coconuts are so far down to the left they couldn't be fit on the chart.  Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock?  Fuck coconuts.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Advanced Technology

We are sexy, sexy Von Neumann machines.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Duty Calls

What do you want me to do?  LEAVE?  Then they'll keep being wrong!

Monday, February 18, 2008

How it Works

It's pi plus C, of course.

Friday, February 15, 2008

The Drake Equation

But seriously, there's loads of intelligent life.  It's just not screaming constantly in all directions on the handful of frequencies we search.