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Friday, January 29, 2010

Spirit

On January 26th, 2274 Mars days into the mission, NASA declared Spirit a 'stationary research station', expected to stay operational for several more months until the dust buildup on its solar panels forces a final shutdown.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Retro Virus

He says this is the year of Linux on the desktop! The world of Windows will fade any moment now!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Children's Fantasy

I was going to be a scientist, but that seems silly now. Magical worlds exist. I've learned a huge truth about our place in the universe. I'm supposed to care about college? I mean, FUCK.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Dirty Harry

Sci-fi has energy weapons because otherwise the people like me who watch it get distracted counting shots.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

MicroSD

That card holds a refrigerator carton's worth of floppy discs, and a soda can full of those cards could hold the entire iTunes store's music library. Mmmm.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Semicontrolled Demolition

I believe the truth always lies halfway between the most extreme claims.

Friday, January 15, 2010

FIRST Design

Pool on the roof must've sprung a leak.