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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Stephen Hawking

'Guys? The Town is supposed to be good, and I thou--' 'PHYSICIST STEPHEN HAWKING DECLARES NEW FILM BEST IN ALL SPACE AND TIME' 'No, I just heard that--' 'SHOULD SCIENCE PLAY A ROLE IN JUDGING BEN AFFLECK?' 'I don't think--' 'WHAT ABOUT MATT DAMON?'
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Monday, September 27, 2010

Adjectives

'Fucking ineffable' sounds like someone remembering how to do self-censorship halfway through a phrase.
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Friday, September 24, 2010

debian-main

dpkg: error processing package (--purge): subprocess pre-removal script returned error exit 163: OH_GOD_THEYRE_INSIDE_MY_CLOTHES
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Bad Ex

Since the goatee, glasses, and Seltzer & Friedberg DVD collection didn't tip you off, there will be a $20 negligence charge for this service.
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Monday, September 20, 2010

Conditional Risk

'Dude, wait -- I'm not American! So my risk is basically zero!'
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Friday, September 17, 2010

Inside Joke

I've looked through a few annotated versions of classic books, and it's shocking how much of what's in there is basically pop-culture references totally lost on us now.
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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Physicists

If you need some help with the math, let me know, but that should be enough to get you started! Huh? No, I don't need to read your thesis, I can imagine roughly what it says.
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